So I know I'm not the only one that bursts the voicebox screaming at the sight of a spider be it big or small! But recently its just taking the piss! They are everywhere!
The other moring I was lying in bed and at the other end of the room I thought I seen something move but ignored it. Next thing the biggest spider ive seen in a very long while comes floating down on a string of web like its absailing landing quite happily on my washing pile. Panic set in and instinctively I picked up the spider spray killer lying by my bed and proceeded to spray copius amounts until I was convinced it must be dead and also that I was choking to death from the fumes! Later inspection that night by my dad showed that the spider was gone...did I disintigrate it? was it still alive?
To continue, last night watching tv, not 1 but 2 huge thick bodied, skinny leg monsters casually strolled out from under the couch to join our company (both within half an hour) which resulted in my sister and I hopping about on the couch scared to set foot on the floor. The final straw was this morning when my sister pulls out a towel from the cupboard and the biggest one yet appeared and suffered the attack of the killing spray.
Luckily dad has been around in these unfortunate situations to dispose of these harmless but terrifying creatures! But there have always been those times where you've been in alone and called everyone in your phonebook begging them to come round to kill the beast (even those you havn't contacted in 2 years or so) or posting pleading facebook messages hoping someone will come and save you.
Then the madness continues...does anyone else turn on the light and inspect the room before walking in...or flush the toilet before you use it just incase that spider that was flushed down there comes crawling back up? These harmless little buggers are going to be the death of me!
Final note: leave me alone!!
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